Bitchin’ Baker LLC

Crafting custom, fierce-flavored treats with attitude.

At Bitchin Baker, I’m all about creating bold, badass sweets that taste as good as they look. Whether you’re ordering a dozen cheeky cupcakes or a custom cookie tin that deserves its own photoshoot, I bring my A-game — every single time.

What You Can Expect From Me:

  • ✨ Clear, fast, no-BS communication
  • šŸŽØ Creative input if you need guidance (but I’ll tell you straight if something won’t work)
  • 🧁 Ridiculously good desserts that are crafted with care and a whole lot of attitude
  • šŸ’Œ Honest timelines, fair pricing, and no ghosting — ever

What I Expect From You:

  • šŸ™Œ Respect for my time, talent, and boundaries
  • šŸ¤ Collaboration, not control — I’m not your employee, I’m your artist
  • 🧠 Realistic expectations (this is baking, not witchcraft)
  • āŒ Zero tolerance for rude behavior, micro-managing, or ā€œKarenā€ energy

Friendly Warning (But Make It Firm):

I love my clients. I go hard for the people who trust me, treat me like a pro, and let me do what I do best. But let’s be clear — I don’t beg for business, I don’t tolerate disrespect, and I will say no if the vibes are off. This is a boundary-friendly baking zone.

If you’re here for flavor, flair, and something a little f*cking fabulous — you’re in the right place.