Boldly Baked, Never Basic
Bitchin’ Baker LLC
Crafting custom, fierce-flavored treats with attitude.
Where Flavor Meets Attitude
At Bitchin’ Baker, I started with a TikTok spiral and turned it into a passion for creating bold, unforgettable sweets. My treats are not just desserts; they’re experiences. From gooey cookies to custom cupcakes, I bring flavor, flair, and a whole lot of attitude to everything I bake. Every bite is a journey through layers of taste and texture, crafted with precision and a touch of rebellious spirit. My creations are more than just confections; they’re statements of individuality and creativity, designed to leave a lasting impression on your taste buds and your soul.
š¼ Working With Me
At Bitchin Baker, Iām all about creating bold, badass sweets that taste as good as they look. Whether youāre ordering a dozen cheeky cupcakes or a custom cookie tin that deserves its own photoshoot, I bring my A-game ā every single time.
What You Can Expect From Me:
- ⨠Clear, fast, no-BS communication
- šØ Creative input if you need guidance (but Iāll tell you straight if something wonāt work)
- š§ Ridiculously good desserts that are crafted with care and a whole lot of attitude
- š Honest timelines, fair pricing, and no ghosting ā ever
What I Expect From You:
- š Respect for my time, talent, and boundaries
- š¤ Collaboration, not control ā Iām not your employee, Iām your artist
- š§ Realistic expectations (this is baking, not witchcraft)
- ā Zero tolerance for rude behavior, micro-managing, or āKarenā energy
Friendly Warning (But Make It Firm):
I love my clients. I go hard for the people who trust me, treat me like a pro, and let me do what I do best. But letās be clear ā I donāt beg for business, I donāt tolerate disrespect, and I will say no if the vibes are off. This is a boundary-friendly baking zone.
If youāre here for flavor, flair, and something a little f*cking fabulous ā youāre in the right place.


Sweets That Speak Louder Than Words
Our Services
I offer a delectable array of handcrafted treats that are more than just dessertsāthey are experiences. Each creation is a testament to my commitment to bold flavors, impeccable craftsmanship, and a touch of rebellious spirit. From the first bite to the last crumb, my treats are designed to tantalize your taste buds and leave a lasting impression. Whether you’re craving something sweet with a kick or a custom creation that speaks to your unique style, I bring a whole lot of attitude to everything I bake. At Bitchin’ Baker, I don’t just bakeāI create edible art that dares to be different and delights with every bite.

Gooey Cookies
Indulge in a variety of gooey, flavorful cookies that are more than just a sweet treatāthey’re a delightful experience for your taste buds.

Custom Cupcakes
Elevate your celebration with custom cupcakes that are crafted with flair and attitude, tailored to match your unique style and preferences.

Specialty Cakes
Experience the bold flavors and creativity of our specialty cakes, each one a work of art that goes beyond traditional desserts.
Desserts with a Side of Attitude
What Sets Us Apart
Like any good millennial moment, it all started with a TikTok spiral. I was minding my business (procrastinating, obviously) when the algorithm started hitting me with the most insane baking videos. Weāre talking gooey cookies, buttercream art, desserts stacked with flavor and personality ā and I was hooked.
One scroll turned into twenty, and before I knew it, I was in the store, loading up my cart with mixing bowls and baking supplies like my life depended on it. That spark? It turned into a full-blown fire. I started baking for fun, experimenting with wild flavors and piping buttercream until my hands cramped, and found myself completely obsessed with the process. And as it turns out? Iām pretty damn good at it.
Now, Bitchin Baker is my outlet for flavor, creativity, and chaos ā a space where I get to make sweets that are as bold and unforgettable as the people who eat them. Whether itās cookies in a tin, cupcakes with attitude, or fully custom creations, Iām all about turning cravings into experiences. Because dessert should never be boring ā and neither should the person who makes it.
Iām not a classically trained pastry chef, and I didnāt grow up baking with grandma ā I picked up a spatula in February 2025 and havenāt put it down since. What started as a spontaneous scroll through baking TikTok turned into a full-blown obsession.
I dove headfirst into the kitchen, taught myself the fundamentals, and have been crafting insanely tasty, unapologetically bold treats ever since. While Iām still growing in the art of decorating (and trust me, Iām leveling up fast), my flavor game is already fire. Every cookie, cupcake, and custom creation is made with intention, attitude, and that ājust one more biteā kind of magic.
I might be new ā but Iām not messing around. I show up, I listen, I improve with every batch, and I pour my whole self into every order. So if you’re into supporting the rise of something real, flavorful, and fiercely independent? Iām your baker. And Iām just getting started.

Fierce Flavor. No Filler.
Every treat packs a punch ā from the first bite of cookie dough to the last swirl of frosting. No shortcuts. No flavorless fluff. Just full-send sweetness.

Custom with a Kick
Wanna cookie that curses? A cupcake that matches your breakup energy? Wild ideas are turned into edible art with a bitchinā twist. Fully custom, zero chill.

Aesthetic, Attitude, & Actual Taste
I serve looksĀ andĀ flavor. Every treat is crafted to be drool-worthy, camera-ready, and actually f***ing delicious.

Boldly Baked, Never Basic
Everything crafted is small-batch, high-impact, and made to stand out ā no bland, beige baked goods here.

The Sweet Spot Between Sass & Skill
I donāt just play with sprinkles. I bake with precision, creativity, and a little edge ā because being good and loud is kinda my thing.

For Rule Breakers with a Sweet Tooth
You donāt want mass-produced, cookie-cutter desserts ā and I donāt make them! Bitchin Baker is for people who like their sweets bold, their frosting tall, and their baker even sassier.Ā
Let’s Connect
Iāll treat you with respect, creativity, and killer customer service ā and I expect the same in return. I love clients who know what they want, value my work, and vibe with my style. Iām not the baker for everyone⦠and Iām cool with that. I not only match, but will out-do energy, so go ahead and decide how this collab will go! I do require a 50% deposit to lock in all orders and balance due 48 hours prior to pickup date. Cookie and cupcake orders must have a 48 hours minimum notice.Ā Cakes must have a 72 hours minimumĀ notice. Delivery can be arranged within a reasonable distance and additional fee.Ā
ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR MESSAGING
Phone: 602.206.4282
Email: rianna@bitchinbaker.net
Business Hours: Thurs-Saturday open for pickup 9:00am-5:00pm | Sunday-Wednesday are “closed” for order prep and baking. Any orders required for pickup Sun-Wednesday must be discussed and confirmed before order is confirmed.
